The following is a shout out from Ron “Don’t Call me” Francis:

I hear that everyone’s Little Buddy, O.B., now has his very own website!

LINK

 Thanks to Ron!

CEDAR SPRINGS – This was recently passed along to the front offices, from one of our favorite blondes, Mel Francis, who was inspired upon her recent patronage to one of her favorite watering holes (click on the thumb for a full view).

CEDAR SPRINGS – Hall of Fame Candidate, Ron “Don’t Call Me” Francis has been sidelined most of the spring after having elbow surgery for a “repetitive stress injury”.
“It should be healed up fine in time for the Fatty, as long as I don’t need to have the other elbow fixed,” stated Francis.
Our advice: quit doing that!

EAST GRAND RAPIDS – Congratulations to Fat Bastard rookie, Rich “Ginni” App, who has opened a photo and art studio in the boutique Cherry Hill shopping district of East Grand Rapids. Imagerie Ltd., Ginni’s studio features fine art, framing and portraiture, and studio rentals in a renovated building with hardwood floors and a tin ceiling.
The Grand Rapids Press has featured his store, Imagerie Ltt. in a story.
App was a rookie on this year’s Thrashing Cartoons and runner-up for Defensive Player of the Year following a couple of fine defensive plays.
“He’s pretty nimble on his feet for a man of his stature,” commented voter Ron Francis at the time. Now we know why as we have another right brain-left brain Fat Bastard to go with our collection of thespians.
The new question is, what in the world will all his fancy clientele think of his Fatty adventures?

Specutlation Increases that Francis and Graves are a’fixin’ to Hold a Small Event
WAYLAND – Former Fat Bastard Champions and Wayland Wildcats, Ron and Scott, are contemplating a new, small tournament in Wayland this summer, according to sources familiar with the plans.
“Scott made a pathetic attempt at getting some folks together last year,” stated Francis recently, “but most of the people just didn’t get it. It wasn’t exactly in the Fattie’s league.”
I”I’d really like to give it a try once my wife lets me out of the house again,” proclaimed Graves when reached by telephone. “She’ll let me out there again in the Spring, I’m sure of it.”
Attempts to catch up with the teammates plans and confirm dates will be published as soon as they are available.

Move Expected as Part of a Fevered Effort to Reclaim ’00 Title
GRAND RAPIDS – Former Fat Bastard Champion and MVP, Ron “Don’t Call Me” Francis has announced a move to Harvard in the coming months in an effort to be near off-season practice facilities.
“We’re right next to the course for the Mad Scramble, and this will also allow me to sharpen my skills on a more regular basis,” stated Francis.
This move comes shortly on the heels of several Fat Bastard relocations this past winter, as several other Fatties had also worn out their neighbors’ welcome.
Francis and teammate, Scott “Dug Himself a” Graves claimed the 2000 Fat Bastard crown and were runners-up in 2001.