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HARVARD – Happy Birthday number 12 to our long-time lovable mascot, Baxter. Born this day a dozen years ago, he’s been guarding the hallowed grounds of Harvard since 2001.
All the best, buddy, and enjoy the steak ‘n taters for dinner!
HARVARD – Poor little fella’s all out of nourishment…

Spring has sprung! It’s a great day to get outside and start working off some of those extra winter calories…

(No Baxters were walked in the making of this post)
HARVARD – You could cut the tension with a butter knife as preparations are rapidly underway for this year’s convention of poor athleticism, The Fatty.
Outside of the work crew here this week, participants and fans are expected to decend upon Harvard by Friday evening.
Baxter, seen here during a few of his waking moments, has been looking forward to renewing a few of his friendships of the past few years.
Things could be interesting this year, as the weatherman promises a sticky tournament: high heat and potential rain. Fatties should be prepared as there is potential to deal with delays for the first time.
“All teams should keep in mind that Sunday morning games are possible if we receive extended weather,” commented the Director.
CHICAGO – Baxter has stolen the show once again, as the Chicago Tribune, and longtime friend-of-the-Fatties, Bill Hageman, passes along their belated birthday wishes to the Original…
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HARVARD – Happy birthday to our lovable hound dog and Fat Bastard mascot, Baxter, who celebrated number nine today with some biscuits, a beer and an extra “job” in the neighbor’s yard.
HARVARD – The surest sign of spring is the annual Harvard Yards St. Paddy’s Day Fete and this year shall be no different.
Feel free to pop on by for a bit o’ merryment on Saturday evening, if you’ve received your invite.
Baxter will be there and there’ll be nary a green beer in sight as the Fatties kick off the year’s first event on the hallowed grounds of Harvard.
As a reminder to all, returning Fatties should keep an eye on their email box for early registration coming very soon. Open registration will follow 30 days thereafter.
Get your clubs in order as well, as the Kitt F. Fisher Memorial Mad Scramble Golf Outing has been scheduled for June 16th, so mark it down on your calendars. Details will be coming shortly…
Slainte!
HARVARD – Baxter, the original Fat Bastard, is celebrating his eighth birthday with a couple of cheeseburgers and some refreshments this evening. His actual birthday is tomorrow, but he figured there’s no sense in waiting any longer.
A Basset hound and the Fatty mascot from the very beginning, Baxter has enjoyed the past few years as he’s managed to steal vittles from most participants at some point during each tournament weekend. He’s poised to welcome a few new victims to the hallowed grounds of Harvard Yards and will manage to have his “territory” marked for the occasion.
Watch your step and wish him the best as he’s got his eye on your beverage too!
HARVARD – Our beverages are staying cold, but Harvard Yards has been in the dark since the ice storm this past Thursday. The latest reports from our benevolent energy provider at Consumer Energy estimate the lights will be back on by late Sunday night or Monday.
“It’s been all we can do to keep Baxter warm in the office,” stated the Commissioner. “We’ve had the generator and portable heaters fired up constantly, in between trips to Rockford to fill up the gas tanks.”
While no permanent damage has been reported to the fields or the offices, a full report may not be issued until full power is back and the weather breaks.
“We’ll still encourage people to get their Hall of Fame votes in, but it may set back tabulations a couple of days.”
Baxter, the lovable Fat Bastard mascot, has taken a little time from his busy holiday schedule to wish all of you a safe holiday. And he especially encourages those of you, who might be a little too skinny, to eat and drink just a little too much for the holiday meals.
He’d suggest unbuckling your pants, as he’s heard that works for the folks at Harvard.
Cheers!
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