“I have not explored my gayness.”

- Moop, celebrating his 1st anniversary today. Congrats!

“Its a sad day for Rossie Harris. He never did see a grown man naked.”
- Rings, upon hearing of Peter Graves’ passing.

“Its cell phones & soccer…that’s why this whole country is ******!”

- The Big ‘Un

“I’m a Dago and I’m going gray. I’m not frosting anything.”

- Scott “The Colonel” Byrne, rebutting accusations of professional hair care.

“I saw all the rides and games and stuff, and thought ‘this will be pretty cool.’ Then I realized that was the kiddie area.”

- Aaron “AD” Dean, attending  his first Oktoberfest and slowly getting the right idea after making his way to the beer tent.

“I had to stop that movie to go get a pad of paper.”

- Jack “Judas” Russell, enjoying the creative use of language in the movie Gran Torino.

“I’d have to say my favorite part of the Fatty is explaining it to people who have never been there.  ‘A wiffle ball tournament?’ they ask…’Seems dumb.’  I explain it like this: thinking it is ‘just a wiffle ball tourney’ is like saying we had sex.  There’s ‘missionary style’ and then there’s the ‘ball gag, assless chaps, whips and chains.’  As you can see, they’re extremely different in terms of fun, level and difficulty.  The Fatty is more like the one with the assless chaps.”

- Brian “Braater” Braat.

“Four hours at the bar is all about decision-making.”
- Larry “Legend” Zeiser

“Everyone pick out a song. Jose have me a dollar for the jukebox.”

- O.B.

“I’m drunk. Help me.”

- Dan “Private” Ryan, showing up at the doorstep of Harvard Yards at 7:30 a.m. on a Sunday morning, before “napping” a bit on the couch.