Unprecedented Exploits of Non-Athletic Achievement
FAT BASTARD CHAMPIONS
(THIS CENTURY / MODERN ERA) |
2008:
We’re Not Gay, We Just Have a Wide Stance (J. Freund / G. Branch) defeated Neverland Ranch (B. Braat / J. Braat)
Most Valuable Player: Ryan “Where You” Breen
Baxter Bowl Champion: Pants for Peavler (R. Francis / S. Graves)
Best Team Name: You Took the Candy, Now Get in the Van (C. Owens / T. Sumner)
Home Run Champion: Ryan “Where You” Breen
Big Stick Award: Ryan “Where You” Breen
Good Hands Award: Eric “Its Good to Be” King
Golden Arm Award: Lonnie “Snoop Drunky Drunk” Rucker |
2007:
Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’ (J. Galvan / L. Rucker / E. King) defeated Tween the Bizzos (R. Breen / B. Taylor)
Most Valuable Player: Ryan “Where You” Breen
Baxter Bowl Champion: How’s Your Wife & My Kids (D.Nichols / E. Nichols)
Best Team Name: Other Than That, Mrs. Lincoln, How Was the Play? (L. Zeiser / P. Zeiser / H. Heikkinen)
Home Run Champion: Ryan “Where You” Breen
Big Stick Award: Ryan “Where You” Breen
Good Hands Award: Susan “Zanner” Sheppard
Golden Arm Award: Jimmy “Chitwood” Galvan |
2006:
The Screamin’ Seamen (B. Braat / J. Braat) defeated
Ozzie Guillen for the Hall of Fame (J. Galvan / K. Jones / C. Hernandez)
Most Valuable Player: Pat “Truck” Moriarity
Baxter Bowl Champion: MetroSexuals (T. Sumner / J. Poelstra / M. Jansma)
Best Team Name: Touched By An Uncle (P. Moriarity / C. Deelsnyder)
Home Run Champion: Jason “Kurly Kop” Braat
Big Stick Award: Pat “Truck” Moriarity
Good Hands Award: “Senator” Rob Byrne
Golden Arm Award: Sean “Rocket” McCarthy |
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2005:
Roscoe P. Coltrane* (A. Garcia / T. Henry / S. Umphrey) defeated
80 Foot Dongs (J. Galvan / R. Payton / C. Hernandez)
Most Valuable Player: Jimmy “Chitwood” Galvan
Baxter Bowl Champion: Mail Order Brides (R. Francis / S. Graves)
Best Team Name: Pabst Smears (B. Mixan / S. Sarnacke / A. Schirmer)
Home Run Champion: Dave “X” Ringler
Big Stick Award: Dave “X” Ringler
Good Hands Award: Dave “X” Ringler
Golden Arm Award: Tom “O” Henry |
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2004:
Ebony and Ivory (L. Rucker / D. Kale) defeated
The Motherload (P. Hillary / K. Hillary)
Most Valuable Player: Lonnie “The Professor” Rucker
Baxter Bowl Champion: Odoriferous Discharge (R. Francis / S. Graves)
Best Team Name: Rectum? Damn Near Killed’m! (S. Byrne / R. Byrne)
Home Run Champion: Ryan “Where You” Breen &
Jimmy “Chitwood” Galvan
Good Hands Award: Joe “Lefty” Slotowski
Pitcher of the Year: Lonnie “The Professor” Rucker |
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2003:
Results of Mom’s Passion (J. Galvan / J. Galvan) defeated
The Bridesmaids (T. Brahm / S. Jacoby / D. Lutz)
Most Valuable Player: Jimmy “Chitwood” Galvan
Baxter Bowl Champion: Fummundercheese and the Angry Itch
(R. Francis / S. Graves)
Best Team Name: Pussy Galore (S. Sheppard, D. Albertson, K. Ringler)
Home Run Champion: Jimmy “Chitwood” Galvan
Good Hands Award: Brian Braat “Wurst”
Pitcher of the Year: Alan “Conseco” Garcia |
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2002:
Slim Pickens* (J. Galvan / D. Kale) defeated
Tip of the Sword (T. Brahm / S. Jacoby / D. Lutz)
Most Valuable Player: Jimmy “Chitwood” Galvan
Baxter Bowl Champion: Team 16 (G. Bockus / T. Buckmaster)
Best Team Name: Rubber Sheets and Gerbils (S. Byrne / R. Byrne)
Home Run Champion: Teddy “Ballgame” Braahm
Batting Champion: Dustin “The Ringer” Nichols
Good Hands Award: Susan “Zanner” Sheppard
Pitcher of the Year: Jimmy “Chitwood” Galvan |
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2001:
Title IX (D. Ringler / E. Albertson) defeated
Euphuses (R. Francis / S. Graves)
Most Valuable Player: Eric “EZ-E” Albertson
Baxter Bowl Champion: Big ‘n Little Enis (J. O’Bryan / A. Albertson)
Best Team Name: Big ‘n Little Enis (J. O’Bryan / A. Albertson)
Home Run Champion: Alan “Conseco” Garcia &
Todd “Harry Reems” Tomac
Batting Champion: Don “Juan” Pierce
Good Hands Award: Jeff “O.B.” O’Bryan
Pitcher of the Year: Eric “EZ-E” Albertson |
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2000:
Scuzzbuckets (R. Francis / S.Graves) defeated
Tom Skerritt Church of Latter Day Saints
(D. Ringler / E. Albertson)
Most Valuable Player: Ron “Don’t Call Me” Francis “Or I’ll Kill Ya”
Baxter Bowl Champion: The Tiny O.B. (J. O’Bryan / J. Heintzelman)
Home Run Champion: Dave “X” Ringler
Batting Champion: “Colonel” Scott Byrne
Good Hands Award: “Senator” Rob Byrne
Pitcher of the Year: Ron “Don’t Call Me” Francis “Or I’ll Kill Ya” |
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